Zārol!
Zārol! is a processed ship’s ration and meal-substitute from Dynae. It is a bite-sized pocket of flavoured sauce enveloped by a shortcrust pastry. They are a common vending machine snack found across the Rangi. Zārol! and products like it are found across the sector under localized names.
Industry | Food |
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Products | Snack Foods |
Status | Active |
Place of Origin | Dynae |
Area Served | Kikorangi o te Tahora Whai |
Traditional Dynaean Zārol! use whale blubber as shortening. It is customary for Whai to add an extra helping of whale grease to ready-made Zārol!
As a ship-stable product, Zārol! are incredibly long-lasting with hyperbolic marketing proclaiming that they could last a million years in ambient conditions. However, specific precautions must be made to render them edible: following the instructions on the packaging, Zārol! must be heated to an internal temperature of 95°C (200°F) for at least 30 seconds inside the accompanying self-heating pouches. Failure to do so will result in granite-like pastry that is known to break unsuspecting teeth and limited nutritional value.
Common Varieties
ranked by popularity and availability
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- Anchovy Pâté
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- Green Machine
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