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;Sewral Boiled Bread
:''This bread is made by grinding coral into powder and mixing it with a special type of seaweed that when it is placed in boiling water for a long time it sucks up all the ingredients around it and removes the water from it. This bread will remain dry in the water no mater how much water it is subjected to. does not last for long as it will keep setting until it becomes like a rock at which point you have to grind it up and start the process over again''
[[File:Sewralbread.png|border|right|200px|A stylized Sewral Boiled Bread presentation.]]
==='''Fauna based Food'''===
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;Kardakouk medley
:''This dish features a variety of krill, shrimp and oysters which are then cooked under the stars light through a vent in the rocks it is glazed in sea honey and served in a shell of a crab.''
[[File:Kardakoukmedley.png|border|right|200px|A Kardakouk medley formally presented.]]
;Kreel Clam chowder.
:''You would think its not possible to have some sort of soup underwater, but it somehow happened. It has a mixture of algenate, snail oil, pureed kreel clam and a stalk of Celtraz. It has a tangy, smooth texture that includes some chunks of clam and seasonings like coral salt and honey''
;Pregbht
: '' This extremely large fish has a weird migration pattern. Whenever they wander close to the underwater cities, the residents will all gather to hunt it. When successful they will have a feast that lasts for weeks and their larders/freezers will be stocked for months. It is teal colored and is opaque and see-through, yet not translucent. Usually served in a large variety of steak sizes ''
;Qlenril Giant Slug Steak.
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==='''Drinks'''===
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;Blended Flamingo Slurpee
:''A new product by your favourite Szalamandra Corporation is here to whet your appetite! Our famous slurpees are already a fan favourite but after a test run at Automacon 372 we have a BRAND! NEW! FLAVOUR!!!''
:''Introducing Blended Flamingo Slurpee. Fresh from the newly reintegrated planet of Jääaika the blended flamingo slurpee is an exquisite taste produced from a modified extract from flamingo blood. Now I’m sure many of you have heard about how the fauna on Jääaika is not exactly edible. Well thanks to our expert researchers we have found just the right chemical formulas to extract the exquisite taste of this bird to sate your appetite. This breakthrough is currently only effective for making flamingo blood edible when combined with some minor ingredients from Kardakouk but our researchers are hopeful that soon the whole sector can taste wondrously wacky Jääaikan cuisine!''
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:Legal Notice: The official Szalamandra Corporation Blended Flamingo Slurpee is trademarked by the Szalamandra Corporation and does not contain any of the hallucinogenic properties found in much of Jääaikan flaura. Any such slurpees being sold are not only illegal but also created in a process that has not been properly ascertained to remove the harmful elements of Jääaikan flaura. As such if any slurpees have produced any hallucinations or other psychiatric effects please report the incident to the local authorities and visit a doctor.
:Police Report from Bernard 1 refueling station:
:Attending a report from local port authorities the officers on the scene apprehended 3 members of the Cult of Bernard displaying unruly behaviour. It was found that these individuals, 2 Queltl and a human, had been ingesting a modified version of the blended flamingo slurpee. Several of the ingredients had been replaced and, instead of suitable Kardakouk plants, contained plants from Jääaika. As such the normally benign (if flavourful) drink produced hallucinogenic properties as seen typically indulged in by the Phrontisteries on Jääaika. The individuals were detained without incident but they remained highly vocal about ‘the worms in their brains’ and how the officers needed to ‘stop glowing so much’.
:It took around 8 hours for the detained to return to functioning at normal levels. This is a slightly longer duration than the typical recorded for intoxication from Jääaikan plants. It is believed by the doctors who attended the detainees that the flamingo blood worked to enhance the effects of the hallucinogenic plants. It is advised that this discovery is to be kept under wraps to avoid criminal interest in the birds and the possibility of overhunting. The population of Jääaika is not large enough to protect the entire planet's population of flamingo birds should criminal elements take an interest.
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;Coralcral
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;Queltscaf
:''A drink that is similar to cold brewed coffee. Once it is kegged it is aged by letting it sit for a good portion of time. The ingredients do not become alcoholic but it gains strength in caffeine the longer it sits
;Ventsta
:''Spring water from the vents of Kardakouk. The human residents do not drink the water from their home without having purified it for their own consumption. The boiling water from the vents is gathered above the crust by gathering the steam above the vents and then cooling it down. and then the filtration system will go in and separate the harmful elements that cannot be ingested by them. They do offer an unfiltered version as they have found that some alien species on other planets find great sustenance from it.''
;Sapphire Foam
:''A blue foam that expands as it is held in the drinkers mouth. Once swallowed it creates a lovely warm full feeling as well as loose and relaxed state in the drinker. The drink is slightly dangerous. Newbies who don't know when to swallow can end up with too much foam, which tends to spill out the mouth and feelings of being uncomfortably full.''
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