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Travel is always an integral part of any vacation. Planning takes ages and the stress is always on the mind. But fear not! For the famous Szalamandra Eel Taxis is here to help! Put up your weary appendages and take a ride on the Electric Eel Taxi Service (EETS). These glorious creatures make travel throughout the city a breeze and are a staple of the city. Constantly travelling in the local area nothing in Szalamandra can’t be reached by their enterprising handlers. And for a premium price they’ll even take you to other cities on the planet! Convenience at its finest! You probably won’t even need to worry about bleed effects from the eels! That being said, please report any unexpected electrical activity to the driver or Szalamandra Corporation employee.
(Note: Szalamandra Corporation takes no responsibility for adverse effects from soliciting unlicensed eel handlers.)
'''Dolfica Resort:'''
Missing your own terrestrial world? Sandy beaches and lavish hotels? Well rest assured there is a home away from home awaiting you at the bottom of the ocean. Why have the sun of the system when you can have the sun at your fingertips? Dolfica Resort provides a spectrum of artificial beaches from small private affairs to large party filled piers. Each with its own artificial sun so you can enjoy the beach life of your dreams. From Blazing heat and boiling seas to pleasant breezes with mild waters and frozen oceans with chilling winds! And everything in between! And thanks to the brilliant technology of the Emoto fields, the ocean serves as an even more beautiful horizon.
For those of you into sports, from beginners to adrenaline junkees the Dolfica Resort has you covered. At the touch of a button the Emoto fields can be turned off to experience the thrilling pressure of an entire world of ocean! But for those of you just learning the limited waters allowed into each resort section can provide any level of wave, from barely a ripple to the perfect surfing wave. Custom made for you!
(Note: The pressure caused from turning off an Emoto field is highly dangerous and likely lethal even for trained experts, you are required to sign a waiver should you request this service releasing Szalamandra Corporation of any culpability of injury or death)
Legal notice: The Szalamandra Corporation does not take any responsibility for loss of life or limb as a result of exploration in uncharted cave systems or spontaneous monster attacks. Remember to report all unregistered cell block sightings immediately and do not under any circumstances attempt to open them.
Legal notice: The Szalamandra Corporation does not take any responsibility for loss of life or limb as a result of exploration in uncharted cave systems or spontaneous monster attacks. Remember to report all unregistered cell block sightings immediately and do not under any circumstances attempt to open them.
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